Day 2.
I left my house today to buy ingredients for nachos at the supermarket. All is right with the world.
Adding to my dictionary:
funk molter (n.) one who molts funk masterfully. See: Raf.
Day 1.
I hate snow. Today I found a muffin, which is a welcome change from the anti-scurvy oranges I've been eating since the care package of virtual nachos arrived last night. I guess I'll have plenty of time to draw stuff while I'm trapped inside my house. I am confident that help is on the way...
Someday I'm going to make my own dictionary.
quicklier (adv.)- fasterer, but more gooder.